This week we are joined by author,
To L and Back
co-host, potential TV exec, and my roomie
Analyssa Lopez
! We’re speaing frankly about basic times â the just who, the what, the where, the that, AND the just how.
However before we enter our real dating everyday lives, Christina fanfics the the most popular queer celebrities in a casino game of like Triangles!
SHOW NOTES
+ One gay kiss was not enough to get
Nine Great Strangers
more than #42 inside my
Nicole Kidman standing
.
+ appreciation Triangle celebs pulled from Christina’s ever-delightful
No filtration column
.
+ Christina and I talked much more about first dates once we were on
Terrible with cash
.
+ Analyssa’s crush for the week
glowing on TikTok
.
+ In addition a great anecdote about Jessica Chastain: we saw the girl perform a Q&A after a screening for
Molly’s Game
and she ended up being thus positioned and comfortable and fake in an extraordinary great way. I’d the idea,
We gamble Jessica Chastain never ever struggles to transmit an email
. And since next each time i am composing a business-y email i recently say to my self,
You’re Jessica Chastain. You Are Jessica Chastain.
Functions pretty well.
+ Here Is
my interview with Isabel Sandoval
and listed below are
the woman movies from the Criterion Channel
.
+ Did you notice the news? The day news? Christina is
recapping
The Day Program
.
Christina:
One of my very first time tactics is guaranteeing maybe not inquiring any questions. I will keep coming back from a night out together and my pals would be like, “just how was just about it? What exactly do they actually do? In which perform they live?” And I’ll resemble, “not a clue. I obtained absolutely nothing.” I don’t know the things I converse when it comes to on times, but it’s never ever any appropriate information that anybody may wish to hear on a follow up, because I’m constantly like, oh yeah, I’m certain they’ve got employment. I’m not sure the goals.
Theme song performs
Drew:
Hi, I Am Drew.
Christina:
I Am Christina.
Drew:
And this is,
Hold off, Is This a Date?
Christina:
Hold off, So Is This a night out together?
is an Autostraddle podcast aimed at answering this old question: wait, is this a date?
Drew:
Everyday we have many clarity and get the full story plus tips correspond with one another and the neighborhood.
Christina:
Wow. That was so stunning and touching.
Drew:
Cheers.
Christina:
But also so lightly robotic in a manner that I really appreciated.
Drew:
Great. Going for like queer cult. Yeah.
Christina:
Yeah. Okay. As you’ve observed, exactly how much? You finished
Nine Perfect Complete Strangers
last night?
Drew:
I did. We viewed almost everything in one single day. Well, and the final occurrence ended up being the morning after, while I built my brand-new bookshelf. It absolutely was a genuine profitable⦠which is precisely how much focus needs to be given to that tv system.
Christina:
So that you’re simply not coming at united states from a highly space, because you were in a cult.
Drew:
Yeah, that has been a few days back. It’s not adequate to truly have messed with me too much. Nevertheless know very well what? Often poor tv is important, particularly when it movie stars countless movie stars. Oh, we have to mention just who we’re.
Christina:
Oh yeah. Correct.
Drew:
We normally do this.
Christina:
Right here our company is writing about
Nine Best Visitors,
a Television program no body cares about.
Drew:
Okay, well i’m called Drew Gregory. I am a writer for Autostraddle. I am a filmmaker, I’m a trans person, I am a lesbian individual. Yeah. And that I carry out love Nicole Kidman.
Christina:
Amazing work. I Am Christina Tucker. In addition an author for Autostraddle, i will be a lesbian individual and in addition happy that
The Morning Program
is back inside my life because it’s really been, well, damaging it, however in a great way. We love poor television!
Drew:
Yeah. Which is good quality terrible tv. Which is outstanding. Yeah.
Christina:
Cook’s hug. Cook’s kiss.
Drew:
Well, should we obtain into the game?
Christina:
Im therefore enthusiastic to determine, what exactly is coming from your little head today?
Drew:
Okay.
Christina:
What horrors have you ever produced?
Drew:
Which means this game is known as enjoy Triangles.
Christina:
Oh man.
Drew:
And you should notice that I have a hat here. Okay?
Christina:
Okay.
Drew:
And within the hat tend to be pieces of report having 10 reoccurring those who appear on Christinais no filtration line, and is aimed at celeb news and Instagram articles. Right after which absolutely your name and my title. And I’m going to select three names out of this hat, and you are planning to put on the brilliant Christina fanfic cap, and simply tell me exactly what the love triangle will be between those three individuals.
Christina:
Wow. Okay. I will simply take a sip of eating plan Coke and I also’m going to be prepared because of this.
Drew:
Yeah. What the dynamic could well be. Okay. Which Means You seeâ
Christina:
Everyone loves that you set things in a hat. Its very physical.
Drew:
Yeah. Everyone loves it. What i’m saying is, it is a podcast, very nobody is able to actually trust, but We promise that, one, I am not looking. Two, it really is all haphazard. Okay. Ready?
Christina:
m4m hookups-hmm (affirmative).
Drew:
Okay. Therefore the first-name is Tessa Thompson.
Christina:
Iconic.
Drew:
Hayley Kiyoko.
Christina:
Mm.
Drew:
And Rosie O’Donnell.
Christina:
Now this is interesting, because what the fuck are those three individuals carrying out together? My personal gut says that Tessa and Rosie are likely probably going to be all of our major primary triangle times right here, because I feel like that’s the one plausible method to address this fucking trolley butt problem of a love triangle you’ve offered me. Thus I feel they, I’m not sure, found at an event, Tessa had been feeling wild. She was actually like, “its Rosie O’Donnell. I will attach with Rosie O’Donnell because why the hell perhaps not?” That may seem like her electricity.
Drew:
Completely.
Christina:
I really do believe Hayley ended up being registered into this triangle because perhaps she is had a crush on Tessa for some time and met at some function. And I don’t believe Tessa is actually in any manner, like, “oh, I can’t date the lady.” she actually is exactly like, “yeah, we can vibe, we can hang.” But i do believe Hayley’s a little hung up on like, “wait, but you installed with Rosie O’Donnell, the Rosie O’Donnell? How performed that take place?”
Drew:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Christina:
I do not consider there is any actual stress inside triangle. I do believe discover somewhat insecurity and some issue.
Drew:
We see.
Christina:
I’m not sure how exactly we’re fixing it because once more, i recently feel like Tessa just completely vibes out. She is going to be like, I got to go spend time with Rita Ora and Tayo Otiti at some time, thus get you lates. But i actually do believe, I am not sure, possibly towards the end it stops with Hayley and Rosie connecting at some form of brunch.
Drew:
Oh, I love that.
Christina:
Like, yeah, man. It is generational lesbians. This might be like, we’re passing the burn. I think that might be really breathtaking, honestly.
Drew:
That’s beautiful.
Christina:
Definitely additionally so chaotic.
Drew:
Yeah. Why don’t we move on to the following haphazard trio.
Christina:
Oh kid.
Drew:
Okay. So it’s Niecy Nash.
Christina:
Awaiting this one.
Drew:
Hunter Schafer.
Christina:
Uh-huh (affirmative).
Drew:
And Holland Taylor.
Christina:
Well, now.
Drew:
Wow.
Christina:
Huh. Once again you have located me in a difficult situation. Now, What i’m saying is, i suppose it’s like, we need to start with Holland and Niecy. I don’t know what is happening right here. Both are in delighted relationships.
Drew:
Yeah.
Christina:
I am not sure if anyone understands that Niecy Nash is completely obsessed with her spouse, but the woman is, and I’m positive she actually is published at least six times now about that reality.
Drew:
Take a look, sometimes love triangles tend to be unrequited.
Christina:
I think it will have to be, but I feel think its great’s unrequited in most screwing course. What exactly is Hunter Schafer performing here? Hunter Schafer is similar to a dang teenager merely vibing.
Drew:
Very early twenties. Just want to simplify.
Christina:
I stated the thing I stated. That is the same get older. Jenna from
Work,
it’s the same picture. Seriously. That one, I might have to put the soft towel in regarding. We honestly hardly understand.
Drew:
Okay. We can in addition put the labels back in. Wait, I would ike to place Hunter Schafer back.
Christina:
Yeah.
Drew:
And Now We browsing performâ
Christina:
Take me personally something else. I will create something happen with Niecy and Holland. I am not sure just what, it is extremely dramatic.
Drew:
Oh. Okay. That is a tremendously fascinating trio. Gillian Anderson.
Christina:
Oh. today, Gillian, notoriously semi recently single, provides your dog, additionally correct. She is not any longer online dating the man from
The Crown
that made her be Margaret Thatcher, that I think might be for the very best. Now, hmm. See, I believe like a person’s simply planning to need feelings for Niecy into the part because she’s only doing her thing.
Drew:
That is a very good point. That’s a good point.
Christina:
She’s just performing her thing. I think Holland and Sarah, I am not sure, they may be able get freaky. There might be perhaps, perhaps they ask Gillian over for drinks. Maybe situations have only a little spicy. Just who could state? Maybe Niecy comes with Jessica. Possibly Jessica simply leaves very early. Maybe absolutely thoughts on all edges. Again, I am not sure really what is occurring because i can not think about these types of folks in similar area with each other. It is fascinating to give some thought to, for me personally. We’ll fork out a lot of time great deal of thought afterwards. Today, though?
Drew:
Yeah. It could positively be an orgy time with the associates included, like celebrate Gillian Anderson becoming single.
Christina:
In my opinion that could possibly be it. In my opinion they could have gotten together and been like, let us get this mentioned bisexual into some puss. I believe that may be wonderful.
Drew:
Wow. Just what a remarkable fivesome that could be. Okay. Moving on.
Christina:
Also, should I only ask one question regarding the cap? Is-it like a news son cap?
Drew:
It’s. I don’t have like a⦠It is a fairly superficial cap, but There isn’t countless hats. So it isâ
Christina:
I am glad the one that you really have is a newsboy cap.
Drew:
It’s somewhat newsboy limit. Yeah. I believe We pull it off often.
Christina:
You’ve got the locks for it. I think it.
Drew:
Thanks.
Christina:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).
Drew:
Okay. Demi Lovato.
Christina:
Incredible.
Drew:
Christina Tucker. And Cara Delevingne.
Christina:
Interesting. Now this might be interesting. Because operating myself personally into the following is not a thing i do. I Do Not typically compose audience fic for the reason that it’sâ
Drew:
I am aware.
Christina:
Embarrassing.
Drew:
Well why don’t we embarrass you.
Christina:
Let us embarrass myself. So Cara’s had some form of gathering, appropriate, at the woman bonkers house with the pussy canal and all of the Leo sculptures inside lawn, that’s what’s happening. In my opinion Demi has actually decided that they’ll attend, but is perhaps still a tiny bit stressed about browsing a party during this lunatic lesbian’s home because notoriously, compound dilemmas tend to be hard. An event at Cara’s home is going to get unusual quickly. There is a complete room that’s merely a ball pit. I really don’t know very well what’s happening there. And that I notoriously cannot love parties or men and women. So I feel perhaps Demi and I have actually connected in some kind of silent men and women zone. My personal gut is like Cara simply wants to begin some crap and just tries to be in between that in some way, simply for the drama sake of it all. Brings her gender counter fuel to the due to the fact, why-not cause chaos, when you can? additionally a Leo, she’s going to end up like, hello, exactly why is the interest instead of me personally?
Drew:
So the concern that I have is actually Cara splitting up your own and Demi’s gorgeous by choosing you or going for Demi? What type of you strays?
Christina:
And That Is what I cannot⦠Hmm. Hmm. My personal gut is like i must state Demi, but that is because I really don’t feel just like I would personally accomplish that. And I believe type terrible stating that Demi would do that, once again, someone i really do maybe not understand and certainly will probably can’t say for sure. But maybe because I am not performing that.
Drew:
Yeah. But I feel as if you’re loyal regarding laziness. Therefore I don’t know if you have to feel poor regarding it.
Christina:
Absolutely. Which is an infamous motto, be idle since it is effortless.
Drew:
Yeah.
Christina:
Hello.
Drew:
Okay.
Christina:
Yeah. And that I additionally think Cara would fatigue me personally.
Drew:
Yeah. That is probably genuine. I would like to notice it though.
Christina:
Oh sure. I really could be tired for like a weekend. I really could end up being tired for like a weekend or two.
Drew:
Okay. This is the last one. It’s Kiki Palmer.
Christina:
Fun.
Drew:
Hunter Schafer, who was simply put in the hat caused by get older differences. And me personally. Wow. I enjoy that I’m an integral part of this. What? Happy birthday celebration in my experience.
Christina:
Okay. Thus Drew is during really love with both Kiki Palmer and Hunter Schafer. That is where we are beginning.
Drew:
Without a doubt.
Christina:
I do not really know in which we’re closing after that for the reason that it merely may seem like what’s going to occur. See, Kiki provides this, what I like about Kiki Palmer, one of the numerous circumstances i really like about Kiki Palmer, is the fact that she is 27 years of age and it has the energy of a 45 year-old Black woman anyway times during the day. I think it is amazing to possess these types of huge auntie fuel at the woman early age. And I also simply feel like in a love triangle circumstance, she’d end up like, “Oh no, I’m a kid of Jesus. I got to go. This is not for my situation. Y’all carry out what you ought to carry out, but i will be ready using this.” Therefore perchance you and Kiki have connected before and now Hunter has entered the scene and Hunter’s similar, Ooh, I got a crush about person. As well as perhaps Kiki can be like, yeah, I’m letting it get.
Drew:
Hold off, Hunter has a crush on myself? Maybe Not Kiki?
Christina:
However.
Drew:
Oh, thanks a lot. Wow.
Christina:
Come-on.
Drew:
Wow. Just what some sort of, where i am setting up with Kiki Palmer. After which who has to finish because we start internet dating Hunter Schafer.
Christina:
I mean exactly what some sort of wherein I’m too idle to cheat on Demi Lovato. There’s lots of planets that people’re going through.
Drew:
Wow.
Christina:
Yeah. But i believe you guys seriously vibe, but i believe it stops because Hunter is much like, mm, i do want to carry out more using my life. I want to escape indeed there and encounter some shit. She actually is younger.
Drew:
After all, I Understand. That is fine.
Christina:
I know. And Kiki’s similar, if anybody desires come over on Sunday for brunch, you are pleasant.
Drew:
Oh, thus Kiki and I also stay pals?
Christina:
I believe every person stays friends within this circumstance.
Drew:
Oh, which is good. That’s nice. Ok, I like that
Christina:
I really don’t consider there’s actual hurt thoughts. I think everyone’s like, yeah, growth. It must occur.
Drew:
Yeah. That’s great. I really like this. Really, this was a pleasure. Many thanks for playing with me.
Christina:
Thanks for, I’m contacting this The Newsboy Cap video game.
Drew:
Great. Move complete Appreciate Triangles. It really is now a Newsboy Cover.
Christina:
Yeah. No, that has been truly enjoyable.
Drew:
I am so grateful. Really, i do believe it’s the perfect time that individuals enter our main topic for the few days with these very unique guest. Thus the topic this week is actually very first times, and, really special guest, do you wish to introduce your self?
Analyssa:
I really do. Thank-you for asking. I’m Analyssa and I am the co-host of Autostraddle’s
To L and Straight Back
podcast with Drew with Riese. And whenever Drew and Christina performed their particular intro, I experienced to bite my personal tongue never to state, “I’m Analyssa!” That is usually my personal intro.
Christina:
You probably did a fantastic job, and I thank you so much’re honored to learn it, certainly.
Analyssa:
Yeah. We help co-host the
To L and Straight Back
podcast, i have authored several things for Autostraddle. We just work at a TV business, therefore, the adore Triangles game felt really exclusively made for my existence additionally. Long time listener, first time person.
Christina:
Incredible.
Analyssa:
Et cetera, et cetera. Hello everybody else.
Drew:
And, my roomie. Thus in fact, we are tracking this independently for audio purposes, but our company is in spaces with a wall between united states.
Christina:
It’s really stunning material. And that I like this synergy, this Autostraddle cross advertising terminology.
Analyssa:
Its a bit like, performed I get from the pod caused by nepotism? Like variety of.
Christina:
Yes. But in equity to you, all of our visitors have actually become throughout the pod thus far because of nepotism. Thus?
Drew:
Ana, should I ask you one thing openly on this subject podcast? When I reference the wall structure in-between our very own areas. I can not utilize my vibrator while folks are home, correct? The wall space are way too slim. Or perhaps you have maybe not heard? Maybe you have perhaps not heard it?
Analyssa:
I’ve heard one gender noise out of your room.
Drew:
Okay. When isn’t bad.
Christina:
Well, today i’ve some follow-up questions. One solitary gender noise? Or was it a continued rumble of a vibrator?
Analyssa:
No, i simply indicate one example.
Christina:
Gotcha.
Drew:
Okay. I could accept that.
Analyssa:
And in addition we can mention that traditional because I think i understand when it was, so if you convey more questions we are able to talk.
Drew:
Cool.
Christina:
I would personally want to be engaged.
Drew:
Yeah. Christina, you’ll be able to appear.
Christina:
Also happy to send anybody some form of white noise machine, In my opinion may also carry out miracles.
Drew:
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